I am sorry, blog. From day one I haven’t treated you right. I promised you I’d give you time, spend the week honing and crafting each post to streamlined excellence. Instead I’ve banged out every one of them with an hour to go, typing with the speed and abandon of a Buzzfeed editor on crack.
I should’ve done better by you, blog. But how about this – a promise. Yes, yes, you’ve heard enough of them, I know. But this one’s airtight. A covenant. Next week I will publish a full short story. And not some weaselly little two-paragrapher either, no – a full mini-novella. How about that blog? Sound good? Alright you don’t believe me. But a promise is a promise. And I will deliver